A source tells HollywoodLife that Selena Gomez is definitely open to nudity in a future role. Oh, like a Basic Instinct prequel. She's pretty much already nailed the "look sexy as hell with your legs crossed" pose.
I really, really want to say this is great news, but since it's now confirmed that big brother is always watching, I just don't feel like risking my freedom by pulling the taffy to Selena Gomez topless movies. Believe me, no one understands the importance of breaking goody two-shoes typecasting, but I'm not willing to go to a movie theater in a raincoat with a box of tissues unless I have a free get out of jail free card. Let's meet somewhere in the middle, shall we?
I'll get a room at the Buttonwillow Econo Lodge out on the highway (Now Renting Hourly!), and Selena can bring her sexy, underage-looking self. Kid, I guarantee I'll break you out of that good girl mold once and for all when the world sees what we record on iMovie.
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